im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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