Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
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FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
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She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
the liver wants what the liver wants
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
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