It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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