i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
No more Irish car bombs ever.
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Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
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My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
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