There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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