She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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