She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
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my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
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Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
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