Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
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