he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
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fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
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Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
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So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
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