Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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