I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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