with your own penis?
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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