I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
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mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
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My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
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