I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
hows the party?
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be there in 10
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
what the fuck happened to the tacos
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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