it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
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I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
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I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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