am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I seem to have left my pride at pride
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
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You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
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I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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