no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
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She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
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Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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