But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction