who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
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i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
vagina is talking i cant
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
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Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??