Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
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