these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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