therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Randomize
