Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
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Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
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Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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