I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
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