Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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