do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
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I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
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I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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