I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Randomize
