i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
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What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
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Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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