I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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