this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
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Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
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There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
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