yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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