Yo dont text me then not text me
i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
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we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
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I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
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