i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
If I die, sorry about rent.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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