worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
I wish i was in the wii world.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
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I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
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there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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