I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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