I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
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I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
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I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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