:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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