I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
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My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
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Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯