Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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