omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
I'm texring you during a blow job. She thinks I'm looking shit up. Fml. Ftw.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
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Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
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...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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