i think my mom watched the whole time
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
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