But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
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im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
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IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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