Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
You need a sexual gate keeper
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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