38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
Nobody cheats on THIS.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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