I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
I bet he comes in French.
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
Randomize
