can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
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