You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
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