If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
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it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
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It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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