She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
My balls are so social today.
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
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shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
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Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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