"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
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well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
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I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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