Welp...herpes.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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