Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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