do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
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