We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
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We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
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He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
My liver is preforming stress tests.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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