He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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